Hey there!! If you're here from SMBC and proving that advertising and shiny
colours do work, HELLO!!! Take a look around, read the archives. You'll like
it trust me. And if you do, tell me, as I'm desperate for praise, like a
child who gets locked in a cupboard. And even if you want to tell me I'm a
fuckwit and you could shit a better webcomic, that's cool too. Once again,
I'm desperate for attention.
You can reach me at email@example.com and I promise to respond to every
email I get.
I know that was the start of last weeks rant, but seriously, I'm a whore
fucking desperate for attention. The sooner we all acknowledge it and accept
it, the happier we'll all be. Ok? That a deal?? Cheers. Hooray.
Speaking of emails, I'd like you guys to do me a favour and email Kyle over
at at Fyshbowl Comics and tell him
to update more often. No effort required, just copy and paste the following
and send it off to to kyle at
this address here. Just click. Ooh I'm fancy today.
It has been brought to our attention, by the wonderfully talented, funny
and mostly handsome Adam Murray of the indispensably hilarious
www.drasticcomics.com that you haven't
updated your comic since July.
We know you must be intimated by Adam's considerable talents in terms of
his artistic ability and his sheer sexual magnetism, but chin up there
fella. Get your head back in the game. The only way you'll fail is by not
trying, so there are no excuses.
Love you lots like Jelly Tots.
So copy and paste and email it. Everyday if you can. I will. Dude needs to
do more comics. And if you nag him he'll do it for the best reason I can
think of to do anything : OUT OF SPITE. Its the best reason to continue on
doing anything, just to fuck with people.
Hopefully this will work and he'll have some comics up soon. And remember
kids today's watchword is: harass Kyle.
See you on Thursday