Christ. I fucking hate that ad with all my twisted, hollow little heart. How is being eaten alive by some ladies a good way to advertise a product? The guy gets his arm ripped in broad daylight!! Iíve had nightmares tamer than that. Also, seriously, there is a white guy who gets all chocolately brown?? Why not just paint a massive pair of white lips on him and get him to sing Jimmy Crack Corn? Fucking hell.
Hey, look at that! A flier for an awesome charity auction. Iíve talked about this before, but Iím not one for just mentioning stuff once. Iím really excited to be a part of this, and I canít wait for it to get started so we can make a LOT of money for charity. Also, selfishly, I am a giddy with excitement to be on the same list as Alex Maleev, Brian Wood, David Mack, Lee Berjemo and Dean Trippe. I wouldnít even mind if it was a ďDonít accept cheques from..Ē list. Thankfully, this is infinitely cooler.