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Father and Son Moments
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Heyhey!! Drastic is totally back!! HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND!! Ok, although Guest week isn’t totally over, there are some AWESOME people I want to thank you stepped up to the challenge of filling in on the comic and saving my ass. Joe Dunn, Matthew Metzger, Zach Weiner, Trevor Mueller, Kevin Gleason, Brandon J.Carr and Jon Scrivens, THANK YOU!!! You have no idea how much you all mean to mean to me and if I can do anything for you guys, its done. You have no idea how awesome you all are for doing this. This comics means the world to me and it actually hurt thinking I couldn’t do it for two weeks. Thank God it was in Good hands.

Also, I want to take this moment to properly thank Mr. Morgan McEnvoy for sending me over his tablet, so Drastic could essentially live on. Thank you so much.

So anyways, voting. I had a really hectic weekend, and I didn’t get a chance to catch up on the incentives and Adam Draws Daily like I would have liked to, but normality resumes on Wednesday. HUZZAH.

So yeah, Drastic 5 times a week this week. The Regular Monday, Wednesday and Friday slots will be done my clean shaven self and Tuesdays and Thursdays will be done by more guest artists. Good times.

Oh my God, you cannot imagine how long I’ve wanted to write a strip featuring Christ Almighty, shouting “ZEPPELIN RULE!!” Seriously, no idea. Now, if you guys know of anyone that would be really pissed off with today’s Drastic, please, by all means, show it to them. Can you think of a better way to kick off my return than me being featured on the news how I’m going to hell. It would be, as my Grandma says, balls awesome. Especially if I can get on Pat Robertson’s show.

Pat Robertson, what a fucking piece of shit. I think Ghandi said it best when proclaimed, “I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Be you Muslim, Hindu, Hebrew of Buddhist, no matter what way you cut it, was a pretty awesome dude. Take away all the magic tricks and his whole “lineage,” we’re still looking at a pretty awesome guy. Charismatic, friendly, rocked the beard, and just taught a message of peace love and understanding across the land. How can you not get behind that?? It really is a shame that the most vocal Catholics seem to forget about Christ’s message of peace and understanding. If only they studied, instead of rushing through with the cliff notes to get that “Easy A,” the world would be a better place.

Once again, Pat Robertson, what a fucking piece of shit.

BAH!! I meant to add that today’s vote incentive is done by the awesome Youri Zoutman. He’s an awesome pal, and he’s just started the coolest comic blog in the ‘sphere, Even Cats Like Comics Check it out, umm,…y’all.
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